No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
