You're completely useless in the revolution.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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