when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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