Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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