He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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