I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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