but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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