Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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