Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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