i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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