just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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