I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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