you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Your penis caused this!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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