The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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