You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize