so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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