OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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