What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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