Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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