Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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