what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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