If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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