I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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