i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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