Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
