he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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