I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I fill condoms, not promises.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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