If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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