Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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