Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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