he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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