If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize