She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We named our party play list daddy issues
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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