Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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