Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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