I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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