and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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