I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
too bad you live with your parents still
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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