After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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