I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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