just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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