some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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