found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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