Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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