these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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