its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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