we have officially lost it.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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