Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just tell him i said nine months
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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