He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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