The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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