We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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