Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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