Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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