we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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