Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize